Garth Sumpter
Still a little stroppy after being frazzed by an alien particle accelerator, Garth is finally back at the helm of SU again. Will he remain this time or is he just coasting along waiting for the call of the Space Trackers? Who knows? One things for sure. Wherever he ends up, it's bound to take that look off his face.

Alan Dykes
Since his cloning as S.C. Headrush, Big Al has done everything to avoid excitement. This has curtailed his habit of putting exotic fillings into his bagels and has even made him spend most of his time with eyes closed. This has made him feel far more relaxed but we wish he'd not snore so loudly when the boss is about.

Tina Zanelli
The new advertising manager of SU got off to a bad start. She managed to take over from ex-manager Jerry Hall just in time to get sucked off into the hold of an alien space ship and be replaced for two months by a T.1.N.A. sales robot. But now she's back and just bouncing about her new position.

Yvette Nichols
Despite tons of fan mail asking her to bare all in a full-size poster, Yvette has forgone the dubious pleasure of being a pin-up on the planet Rictus 7 and has returned to the relative safety of her Macintosh. Now she's back, all she has to do is try to understand how to use it.

Matthew Denton
Child prodigy and superstar Matthew came to SU as a work experience with exactly the wrong attitude for Garth. He actually wanted to work and poor Garth was worn to a frazzle just finding him work to do. For having worn Garth to within a hippy-head hairs breadth of exhaustion, Matthew has been awarded "Work Experience Bod of the Year" and he can come for a return match as soon as Garth is completely recovered.