Garth Sumpter
Oh dearie me. Part man and part hangover, Garth gets most of his kicks using his R.S.A. II trained fingers to dance across the keyboard of his trusty Spectrum. He also gets some entertainment from cornering his M.D. 'Telboy' in dark pubs and telling him he's too square. It's known that Garth pays dearly for these occasional outbursts when the key to the SU executive toilet is confiscated and he has to share a poop bucket with the boys from C+VG. Agggghhhh!
Fave games: At the moment Garth's playing Light Corridor, North and South, CJ Elephant Antics and rediscovering the joys of Silkworm.

Andrea Walker
Miss Mayhem has actually broken a nail this month and has had to take a weeks all-expenses paid holiday. The expenses were for a weekend in Clacton but she's gone off skiing in France instead. Once the boss finds out, she'll have to share a poop bucket with Garth. Double Agggghhhh!
Fave games: Silkworm and the Predator II demo 'cos they deal in death. (And once you've met Andrea, you'll see that she does too!)

Steve Keen
Latest addition to the SU Crew, staff writer Steve cut his gambling teeth on an Amiga but has seen the error of his ways and is already completely cured. Steve's a headbanger at heart and is currently banging his head trying to tell his boss that he's got a spare key to the executive toilet but Garth, the old crapper, seems to prefer the poop bucket. Strange.
Fave games: Turtles, but is also severely impressed with Rommel's Revenge and Halls of the Things on The Great Eight. Good choice - we think Steve will go far.

Ian Watson
Not so much a man, more an explosion in a clothing factory. "I dress like I feel man!" he said. As you can see, he wasn't feeling at all well when we too this shot. Nice dress though! "Three quid from the market" he told us. Ian lists his hobbies as walking into walls and squinting a lot.
Fave games: Silkworm, Light Corridor and F16 Fighter Pilot.

Chris Jenkins
A know defiler of computer games and I/O ports, Mr Hateful has recently tried to soften his image using the same professional stylist as Maggie Thatcher. He now likes to be photographed in the kitchen and tries to cry a lot. It's not going to help Chris!
Fave games: Huxley Pig and Silkworm as it shows the advantages of strong, yet caring, leadership.